May 2013
awkwardvagina:
so i googled gangster goose and let me tell you that i was not disappointed
April 2013
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mishaslittlefella:
So today in my human sexuality class my 60-year-old teacher brought up condoms and suggested putting them on with your mouth and we were like ok that’s a cool idea
and then he grabbed a banana and opened and condom and put the condom in his mouth a fuCKING DEEPTHROATED THE GODDAMN BANANA TO PUT THE CONDOM ON IT AND WE WERE ALL JUST SITTING THERE IN SHOCK AND ONE KID STARTED...
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salaamender:
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?” And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that...
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portablemiah:
Cute nicknames for your girlfriend or boyfriend
N00b
King Henry VIII
Sad cow
Potato skins
5 Gum
United States army
That one gay Teletubby
30casterlyrock:
If you plant a block of Ramen noodles in the ground and water it with Bud Lite it will grow into a college student
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the past two nights have been like little date nights between me and my boyfriend, i love having money to spend
i really like that idea where you tell someone to write a “dear ex-boyfriend” or something like that. but i hate reblogging those types of things. im just gonna write them all on my own time
